The funny things people say...

So, I sometimes have to stop after some people speak and wonder "Did they think about that before they said it?!"

Today's favourites both come from work... The first was a guy on checkouts who wanted to work on a quite one today and brought up the subject with his manager but started with the line "So, I actually meant to call in sick today yeah..." The manager just laughed in his face!

The second came from my store manager who was trying to introduce a new procedure to us during a management meeting. He closed his bit by ending with the fabulous words... "It's bigger than a big thing!" He he... You've gotta laugh!